Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Place Right Paw over Heart...
We commence our broadcast day with Teh National
Anthem...
Teh Squeak-Wheeling Cages
Oh, say can you hear
the sweet Gerbils' squeaked cheer?
How so proudly they ran
in their cages so gleaming...
Whose strong bars, and shavings
through the perilous fight.
Oh the batfrisch we watched
was so pungently steaming.
And Miss Rabbit was there,
her sockpuppets, so fair,
squeaked Truth through the night
and spread mirth through the lair.
Oh, say do those squeak-wheeling cages
yet trill...
For teh horde to roam free,
And to meep at will?
Anthem...
Teh Squeak-Wheeling Cages
Oh, say can you hear
the sweet Gerbils' squeaked cheer?
How so proudly they ran
in their cages so gleaming...
Whose strong bars, and shavings
through the perilous fight.
Oh the batfrisch we watched
was so pungently steaming.
And Miss Rabbit was there,
her sockpuppets, so fair,
squeaked Truth through the night
and spread mirth through the lair.
Oh, say do those squeak-wheeling cages
yet trill...
For teh horde to roam free,
And to meep at will?
# posted by minteh @ 7:51 AM 
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Timmeh! -
Hee hee! But shouldn't it read "ON TEH AIR"?
Here's some old material, because I'm a giver. (A very lazy one.)
Tonight's TEH-TV primetime lineup:
7:30 WHEEL OF SQUEAKS - (Game Show) Host: Bill Cullen
8:00 THE GREEN CAN MAN - (Comedy) Deb gets another visit; the seal and the monkey find themselves in deep frisch.
8:30 DO IT NOW! - (Instructional) How to become an internet verb; getting rid of your inhibitions; is mockery actionable. Host: Peau Beyton.
9:00 THE NEDRA Z. SHOW - (Comedy/Drama) Some really awful stuff happens to several people. But nothing bad happens to any dogs. Yay!
10:00 TEH-TV NIGHTLY PROPAGANDA - (News/Snarcasm) Fatwa Arbuckle, MinTeh, co-anchors.
11:00 WORLD OF INFOMERCIALS! - (Infomercial Marathon) Dirt-cheap late night programming, because some folks will watch anything.
Hee hee! But shouldn't it read "ON TEH AIR"?
Here's some old material, because I'm a giver. (A very lazy one.)
Tonight's TEH-TV primetime lineup:
7:30 WHEEL OF SQUEAKS - (Game Show) Host: Bill Cullen
8:00 THE GREEN CAN MAN - (Comedy) Deb gets another visit; the seal and the monkey find themselves in deep frisch.
8:30 DO IT NOW! - (Instructional) How to become an internet verb; getting rid of your inhibitions; is mockery actionable. Host: Peau Beyton.
9:00 THE NEDRA Z. SHOW - (Comedy/Drama) Some really awful stuff happens to several people. But nothing bad happens to any dogs. Yay!
10:00 TEH-TV NIGHTLY PROPAGANDA - (News/Snarcasm) Fatwa Arbuckle, MinTeh, co-anchors.
11:00 WORLD OF INFOMERCIALS! - (Infomercial Marathon) Dirt-cheap late night programming, because some folks will watch anything.
Let me pitch a few shows.
"Cribs: You Jean"
Every week a new You Jean Craigs Lister shows off his "fly" basement apartment in his mom's house.
Viewer Discretion advised, foul language and extreme ignorance.
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Don't forget "Teh Shat-ner Hour"!
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Gerbil Magazine
Hard hitting interviews with Gerbils, Abbeywebbers, Craigs Listers, and Eugene Statues.
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WTF Vodka presents: Bar Tending (Instructional)
How to mix various drinks and engage drunk PhDs in idle chatter without setting them off. (Maybe a game show too?)
"Cribs: You Jean"
Every week a new You Jean Craigs Lister shows off his "fly" basement apartment in his mom's house.
Viewer Discretion advised, foul language and extreme ignorance.
====
Don't forget "Teh Shat-ner Hour"!
====
Gerbil Magazine
Hard hitting interviews with Gerbils, Abbeywebbers, Craigs Listers, and Eugene Statues.
====
WTF Vodka presents: Bar Tending (Instructional)
How to mix various drinks and engage drunk PhDs in idle chatter without setting them off. (Maybe a game show too?)
oooh.. one more...
"Teh Wrongness Hour" hosted by BrendaK with Fatwa starring as her witty sidekick (HEY-O! You are CORRECT Sir!)
"Teh Wrongness Hour" hosted by BrendaK with Fatwa starring as her witty sidekick (HEY-O! You are CORRECT Sir!)
These ideas are GR-8!
:)
I'm gonna have to buy new pencils, n' everythin'!
Fatwa~~
Good call! Gotta change it!
:)
I'm gonna have to buy new pencils, n' everythin'!
Fatwa~~
Good call! Gotta change it!
" This Old Rust Bucket"
Admiral Bilgeman's How-To hour of marine maintenance and political commentary.
Tonight: plumbling repairs done with a tire tool.
Next week: medical miracles done with diesel oil and rags.
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"Cookin' With Cousin Kate"
Iron Chef Kate dicusses Luitprand while catering gross chickens to various sports arenas.
Admiral Bilgeman's How-To hour of marine maintenance and political commentary.
Tonight: plumbling repairs done with a tire tool.
Next week: medical miracles done with diesel oil and rags.
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"Cookin' With Cousin Kate"
Iron Chef Kate dicusses Luitprand while catering gross chickens to various sports arenas.
Teh funnee® stuff, gerbs!
Wish I didn't have to actually do stuff, as it's be more fun to brainstorm teh silly.
*Sigh*
How about.
"Flip This Shack" (Neighborhood Improvement)
Backhoe brings a monster machine to You Jean and literally turns a certain pair of buildings upside-down before merry gerbils gleefully smash them to flinders.
Then Ty Pennington's crew could come in and build a nice new home for someone worthy.
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Wish I didn't have to actually do stuff, as it's be more fun to brainstorm teh silly.
*Sigh*
How about.
"Flip This Shack" (Neighborhood Improvement)
Backhoe brings a monster machine to You Jean and literally turns a certain pair of buildings upside-down before merry gerbils gleefully smash them to flinders.
Then Ty Pennington's crew could come in and build a nice new home for someone worthy.
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